With slight corrections:
Barney Stinson: Ah, tweed… textile of the eunuch.
Marshall Eriksen: You know, I’ve always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches.
Barney Stinson: Because the people who wear them are constantly going, “Ah geez, why can’t I get laid?”
Fabric of the eunuch?
Barry Stinson: Ah, tweed. Fabric of the eunuch.
Lily Aldrin: I’ve always wondered why tweed jackets have those elbow pads?
Barry Stinson: That’s because people who wear tweed are always going… [puts head on hands and elbows on table]
Barry Stinson: Aw, gee. When will I get laid?
Filippo di Robilant - the more subjects I find, the less impressive the more prominent Italian iGent #menswear idols turn out to be.